Challenge Round 07: November 5-12

[chantrea-johari.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I know I haven't really been active in this community so far, but yokozuki asked me if I'd jump in and volunteer to come up with this week's challenge, so I did. Some of my challenges are oddly ridiculous, which is weird considering that I don't really read or write much humor myself. XP Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy these challenges!

1. Phrase: humorous phrase (inspired by random conversation with friends)
(a) "You think I'm in love with my guitar?"
(b) "I didn't know you could use drumsticks for that."
(c) A Clue-related phrase, but without any reference to Clue. (i.e. "with the lead pipe in the bathroom" or "with the rope in the library")
(d) "I'm not gay, I'm...heterosexually challenged."

2. Themed: two objects
(a) oranges + dildo
(b) paint + glasses
(c) train ticket + snowglobe
(d) tinfoil + feathers
(e) highlighter + piano
(f) underwear + flowers

3. Themed: emotion + setting
(a) fear + graveyard
(b) anger + train
(c) jealousy + office building
(d) glee + boat
(e) hope + park
(f) sadness + lake/ocean

4. Kink + band members: any band/artist
(a) orgy + at least 4 members
(b) bondage + guitarist x guitarist
(c) voyeurism + drummer x vocalist (you may include a third member if you choose to take the prompt this way)
(d) masochism + bassist x drummer
(e) bloodplay + bassist x vocalist

5. Form
(a) Write a fic of at least 1,000 words with no dialogue. In present tense.
(b) Write a fic with exactly 500 words. No more, no less. Exactly.

6. Round Robin:
Continue this round robin or start one of your own.


You can also request fics from me. I'll do my best to fulfill them, but I can't make any promises about my timeliness, as usual.

Comments

[yokozuki.livejournal.com]

Ooh, those are awesome. Yay prompts x2.
Well, you may not write piles of stuff aimed to be nothing but humor, but you do have your lighthearted and cracked moments... those are definitely your sort of humor. Especially the first one. Weren't you the one who wrote the Uruha/guitar/Ruki fic? XD

[sugarless-666.livejournal.com]

Kagrra, ficlet (http://i-shiki.livejournal.com/7776.html) for 5.(b) >.>

[sugarless-666.livejournal.com]

Ah, as for my request... Hmm... I'd love to see either something Kagrra, (I'm not picky about the pairing when it comes to them xP) or Kyo/Gara. o.o Whichever you feel inspired to write, in whatever setting and genre.

[violetsquirrel.livejournal.com]

Are the challenges for section 4 in specific semexuke order or does it count if it's reversed? *has ideas*

[melinen.livejournal.com]

Dir en grey ficlet for 5. (b) (http://daishimel.livejournal.com/10216.html#cutid1).

I'll come back to request something from you when I'm more awake I think. *nods, yawns and goes to bed*