Challenges, 9/25-10/2

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It's an adventure, right? ^_~

1. Choose one or more scenes/situations from X's Weekend PV to apply to anyone you'd like.
   No, they don't have to die, or follow through the sequence of events shown, just take something that's in there and roll with it. I'm feeling some good "Kra trashes a hotel room" fic, how 'bout you? ...just kidding. XD; Although something about them trying strikes me as rather hilarious.



2. Write sex without the use of the following words/phrases:
   
   
   • "neglected ______" (classically "neglected breast" in het)
     
   • "the other(/older/taller/thinner/drunker/etc.) man"
     
   • "the blond(/redhead/etc.)"
     
   • "ministrations" or any variant thereof
     
   • "manhood," "member," stereotypical adjectives attached to them such as "engorged," "swollen," "tumescent"...
     
   • "the (other) guitarist(/drummer/vocalist/etc.)" - except in situations where something actually relevant to their specific position in the band, as opposed to them as a person, is occuring. I can't think of an example offhand, but it might turn out rather kinky if you tried.

The idea is to focus it more on them as people... I don't think any of you guys do write for the most part that way (except as a joke? XD); it's just something that's common in Jrock fic. And I'm not saying that none of those crutches up there should ever be used, by any means (okay, except the first, fourth and fifth XDDD;), because it is probably necessary and perfectly great to say "the other man" and suchlike at rare times. It's just something to get thinking and stretching out of what may be usual patterns of smutwriting. ^^


3. A train and the number 666.
   Commuter, bullet, child's choo-choo toy, steam train at Disneyland...



4. The inappropriate use of mangoes.
   Not necessarily sexual.



5. Continue the Miyavi x Kai round robin, or start another one.

When you've done, drop a comment with a link and your preferred flavor of insanity for me to write for you ♥ (profile here).


(Edited to clarify. ^_~)